The Thanksgiving Warm-Up

Will:

11/18/11

One of the holiest days on the Fat Guy’s calendars is Thanksgiving. It is the ultimate day of persistence and dedication to the sport of gluttony. And like any determined athlete, practice makes perfect. Thankfully the moans provides the student body with a thanksgiving feast days before the actual true holiday. This practice round along with year long gut busting training keeps us in tip top shape for the championship meal that is thanksgiving. I myself enjoyed the juicy white turkey meat, buttered corn, a light side salad, and a mountain of mash potatoes with a river of gravy flowing through them:

I was only able to tackle two plates of turkey and sides and one of rolls. While Ryan started strong with a turkey leg and kept the plates stacking:

Once again the moans provided a successful thanksgiving feast. The only thing that could have made it better would be if Dean Ramsay himself refilled my glass chalice of sweat tea. Stay full my friends.

Thanksgiving Dinner

By: Ryan

People have been asking me a lot of questions concerning the blog lately like "Hey Ryan why haven't you been updating your blog" or "Hey Ryan you should post on your blog soon because Will's blogs suck." So I've decided to start doing it again. Tonight was Thanksgiving Dinner in the commons, which is ironic because there is nothing "common" about the schools thanksgiving dinner. We left the house around 4:50 to beat the rush for dinner, but we were greeted by an extremely long line. People were going nuts trying to get in (they wont let us enter until exactly 5 o'clock) It was like watching abunch of Jerry Sandusky's trying to get into an all boys orphanage. Eventually the magical hour came around and we entered in to be greeted by one of the best dinners of the year. Everything was up to my standards, the turkey, the gravy, the cranberry sauce, and not to forget, the pumpkin pie, because I do love some pumpkin pie. And to top the night off, they guy carving the turkey's gave me one of the legs. I ate until my heart was content.

Remember- The meals not over when you're full, the meals over when you hate yourself.

-Ryan