The Thanksgiving Warm-Up

Will:

11/18/11

One of the holiest days on the Fat Guy’s calendars is Thanksgiving. It is the ultimate day of persistence and dedication to the sport of gluttony. And like any determined athlete, practice makes perfect. Thankfully the moans provides the student body with a thanksgiving feast days before the actual true holiday. This practice round along with year long gut busting training keeps us in tip top shape for the championship meal that is thanksgiving. I myself enjoyed the juicy white turkey meat, buttered corn, a light side salad, and a mountain of mash potatoes with a river of gravy flowing through them:

I was only able to tackle two plates of turkey and sides and one of rolls. While Ryan started strong with a turkey leg and kept the plates stacking:

Once again the moans provided a successful thanksgiving feast. The only thing that could have made it better would be if Dean Ramsay himself refilled my glass chalice of sweat tea. Stay full my friends.

Light Lunch In the Moans

Will:

8/29/11

Today, I found myself barely making it into Panhill Commons (The Moans) before they closed up shop. As I did the casual loop around to see what was being offered, I was greeted with the usual...I hate you look that just warms your heart and soul. Seeing the limited offerings I defaulted to the sandwich bar and stuck with an exciting turkey sandwich and a glass of water:

Now, I have a "honeymoon" period with the moans for at least the first couple of meals when I arrive back on campus after prolonged breaks, so don't look for a hate-filled post questioning the overall legitimacy of Armark as a food service provider quite yet. (I assure you they will follow soon). Instead this meal/sandwich was delicious, the quality of the turkey was much better than I recall from last year and the water was....well water. This fat guy was well fed at lunch...but remains cautious of further moans experiences.